Gas from a Stone
A woman claiming to be able to use magick to be able to produce gas from stone was given two head of cattle, three buffaloes, money, a car and a piece of land from Mugabe and other cabinet ministers, promising in return to use spells to produce the diesel. The Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe must really feel like an ass now that she was not able to give what was promised.
Rather then calling up some super natural powers to get the gas she promised, she called some oil tankers and simply had it piped in…
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